Bible = God's words

My mum was in town, she came yesterday. Last night i sent my mum to go to church, while on the way back, my sons ask me

Cruz: where is mah mah?

mummy: mah mah go to church

Cruz: church?

mummy: yea, church. Go church sing song, dancing and read bible. You know bible??

Cruz: ya, bible, God's words!!!

Mummy in shock when he told me this. hahahahhahahhaha Sometime i do hear them sing some christian song that they learn at school, i heard there is "bible" song before, so i just try to tease/test them do they know what is bible, but always i don't know what they sing, all is out of tune or some words just "mumble" over.