I had a moment of cleverness. The status below is what I came up with...
There's only one color for me.
For this next one, some of you may not know, but I've developed an allergy to dairy. This new discovery has caused me pure, hellish torture. Exhibit A....
Some of you may know that me and animals are no friends. But there are moments when I do like them....
Finally, this is just pure genius, and so true!