Colombia: Shooting a gun in the air will get you a lesser fine than urinating in the street

Fines imposed on people committing a number of minor infractions have just increased exponentially in Bogotá, Colombia.

Clara López, secretary of the Bogotá Government's Office, said that these fines, as determined by the National Police Code, had not been updated or changed for more than 39 years, and were often seen as a joke even by the police officers who were trained to enforce them.

López told El Tiempo that the fees for these fines had been updated to reflect the increase in cost of life since 1970 so that throwing litter on the streets, which would have brought a penalty of 3 to 5 US cents just last month, will now cost you 16 to 32 US dollars (using today's conversion rate for the Colombian peso).

The changes come in light of a series of increasingly violent fan-driven public fights inside and outside soccer stadiums. "People who disturb the normal development of social activities, including in stadiums", the paper says, will now pay a fine of 1,315 dollars.

The 1,315 dollar rate is the highest fine mentioned but it also applies to having "sexual relations in a public place" and "urinating in public".

Interestingly, burning one's house down intentionally - which will now cost you a still paltry 162 to 324 dollars - or shooting a gun in an open space - which now elicits a fine of 324 to 648 dollars - will bring a much lesser charge than being caught having sex or urinating in public. My concern is that both those charges might be used to harass LGBT folk out in the street late at night, just as similar laws have been used elsewhere in Latin America to entrap gays and lesbians.

Another fine that caught my eye: The lowest fine of 16 to 32 US dollars applies if you are caught not raising the Colombian flag outside your home on national holidays.

My "makan makan" week!!

Last week, four days in a row i been on "food feast"!!! First is my "crabbing night" then on Friday we are having "raya feast" in the office, this is yearly affair in our office. Since our office is small, and not many staffs, normally we will do pot luck. My malay colleagues they will cook and bring the food to office, and i will sponsor "lemang".

Our usual menu will be Roti Jala, one of the signature dish from one of my colleague, she make very nice roti jala, then we got curry, chicken rendang, jellies, cakes, moon cake and this year add on one more menu which is SATAY!

Since it is friday, and a bit "relax", my colleagues ask me to bring my two boys to the office in the afternoon, they never met my boys before. During lunch time, i went back home to fetch my boys, two of them are excited!!! They can play at mummy's office!! At first i'm a bit worried, they will get bored, but they are not! My colleagues entertain them and let my boys draw on the white board and they are happily playing with the staplers (this is something new to them!) and keep telling my colleagues that is 'fire crackers" *faint*



Roti Jala , jellies, nasi impit, serunding....



right corner is the best Lemang we had, we got it from Gombak, it is very very nice!! Very soft and nice smell!






moon cakes....

satay - beef, chicken and lamb (80 sticks) and we finish all!!


the satay sauce and the sambal......yum...
Cruz enjoy his share of satay at my desk

this is my collegue's daughter holding a satay

Fearles eating his satay, he don't really like, he only eat two sticks.

two of them "messy" at my desk

after "makan", Cruz enjoy playing his staplers and Fearles enjoy his spiderman in you tube at my colleague desk! hahahhahaha
see Fearles 'serious" face???


my boys's art on the white board!!!!!!!



We eat from morning till evening, i stuff with lemang, roti jala and satay!! Cruz love satay and he ate 6 or 7 sticks and a lot jellies!! I skip my dinner on that night and my boys definetly had a good time in my office. hahahhahahha


Saturday, mid autumn festival, we had steamboat dinner at night.

Sunday, another "makan day". My grandpa was here for some medical treatment, i didn't manage to meet up with him on Friday and Saturday, so i met him on Sunday lunch. We had our Sunday lunch together with my "suk kong's" family (grandpa's brother). It is the birthday lunch arranged by my "suk kong's" sons and it happen this trip some of my "ku pors" and "suk kongs"(grandpa's brothers and sisters) from Sarawak were here too. They think this is a good time to get everyone together and had an earlier birthday celebration for "suk kong". We had a wonderful lunch at Reunion Chinese Restaurant at Bangsar Village. Another round, i stuff with food till i cannot eat the dessert! My grandpa got the chance to see my two boys again, this is his second trip to KL within this year after his last trip during May. This year i didn't go back home, but good that i can see him in KL and he can see his two great grandsons. :)


Happy birthday to my "suk kong"!!!
"suk kong" and family!!
my grandpa with the brother and sisters and brother in law!!

Four days on food feast, now i need to work out more harder to shed off the "FAT"!!